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CGA-999
Like my art? I don't either.

Age 35, Male

Minneapolis, MN

Joined on 4/30/14

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A pretty cliche thing to send you, but this is the closest celebratory thing I could think of that involved cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

Yay.

Happy 12th month ng birthday thing
noe caek 4 jOO

:'(

YEAH CAKE oh wait give you cake? i sort of eat it before it gets to you

also congrats on 1 year! c;

:'(

Hey congrats, here's to many more years on this wonderful website.

Thanks! Wonder why I didn't get notified about this comment.

Lemme put it to you this way, last year I bought 4 cakes costing a benjamin for last year's Pico day. Both me and Tom only got whatever crumbs were left :( Also the 2 boxes of coffee were drained before I even bought the cakes... same thing this year - 2 boxes of joe, gone before noon, damn glad and happy I had at least one cup this year

Unless you bake and guard the cake yourself, there will never be enough cake to go 'round...

The cake is all mine.

Wars have been fought over cake and rare spices...

Then I'll start a war.

Shit, sorry you had your Wiki page nicked :( Wait, what?!
"Cga-999 is a user on Newgrounds. She posts artwork and has scheduled blowjobs coming. She is a whorehouse regular. She started whoring herself out in 2014, alt...)"
You wrote your own bio, I trust? Author! Author!

@Magical-Zorse did it.

He's still as loquacious as ever. I should ask him to write up my bio!